Wally World Mishap or Underwear Incident Of My Day !!

I just have to tell yall about my trip to Wally World (wal-mart) today. If you happen to spot my picture on this web site.. http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ Please don't let me know about it!!!
It started with, I had to go get hubby his Prevacid and a gift for the son-in-laws Birthday. I threw on some yoga type sweat pants and tshirt. Stepped outside.. It is freezing... I go and put a scarf and jacket on. Had to with this pneumonia.. I get to Wal-Mart. Walking all around the store.. First day of feeling good.  I am thinking..eating is going great, getting much needed rest, taking all my meds... But... What is up with these pants?? 
I start shaking my leg.. and walking at the same time... It's  like my right leg has static electricity and my pants are not doing right.. I keep on shaking and walking.. I reach down and see something black sticking out of my pant leg.. I shake my leg and pull it out... It is a pair on my black panties!!!  OMG!!!!  I grabbed them off the floor and stuffed them in my purse!!! OMG ..What did I think of next??
They (people behind security cameras) think that I am stuffing panties up my pants leg and then putting them in my purse to steal.....    Then I start thinking: 
1 - I have a pair of panties in my purse!
2 - I can go on the game show.. Let's Make A Deal!
3 - At least they are not white!
4 - Does this mean I am getting Old?
5 - Will they arrest me for stealing my own panties?
6 - Can I use Pneumonia as an excuse?
This was all running through my head.....
Needless to say.. My shopping time was over... I went into Wal-Mart on a high and left with my head down in embarrassment.. I think I will just spend the rest of my week inside my house... Why couldn't those panties have been a dryer softener sheet?
I told the story to my mom.. Her reaction was, It least when you opened your purse at the checkout, they were not sticking out! Lord, how would I even try to explain that?   lol
Now that I think about it... Losing my panties out my pants leg is not as bad as some of those pictures of People Of Wal-Mart.. Some don't even wear Panties!!!  Till later...