I start picking up the dressings and looking at the backs and reading that good little label. Then I spy this pretty label on a dressing bottle! Don't ask me what brand? why?... because I became so mad, I don't remember!!!
You know when the oil separates from the inside things floating around in the bottle.. Well, I pick up that pretty little bottle with the cute label and Shook It!!! Don't ask me why? .... Guess What? SOME ONE had taken the cap and loosened it.. You guessed It!!!
Salad Dressing all over the side of my head and onto my shirt. It was my Bama Girl Shirt!!! There will be a picture at the end of this post to prove, I can't make these up!!! I was standing in the aisle starting to smell Vinegar. My family knows that I hate the smell of Vinegar - (Sunburn days sitting in front of the fan with vinegar on my back from bad days swimming) I do maybe need to explain why I would've thought to try Raspberry Vinaigrette? I thought the bottle had a cute label and it said Raspberry! Nope... Not for me! It is still vinegar. I am still smelling it as I type this. It is in my hair.. In my ear... down my neck... and on my favorite Alabama T-shirt. All I can hope is that the smell will come out of my Bama Shirt!! Big Game Monday!!! If not... I will not stand close to a Salad Bowl!
I think I will keep my SELF out of China Mart for a while!!! I am sure they are comparing my security pictures from the panties incident, with these new pictures and laughing there heads off and pointing at the screen, as they turn toward each other and say at the same time... That's the Panties Lady!!! lol