Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Wally World Mishap or Underwear Incident Of My Day !!

I just have to tell yall about my trip to Wally World (wal-mart) today. If you happen to spot my picture on this web site.. http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ Please don't let me know about it!!!
It started with, I had to go get hubby his Prevacid and a gift for the son-in-laws Birthday. I threw on some yoga type sweat pants and tshirt. Stepped outside.. It is freezing... I go and put a scarf and jacket on. Had to with this pneumonia.. I get to Wal-Mart. Walking all around the store.. First day of feeling good.  I am thinking..eating is going great, getting much needed rest, taking all my meds... But... What is up with these pants?? 
I start shaking my leg.. and walking at the same time... It's  like my right leg has static electricity and my pants are not doing right.. I keep on shaking and walking.. I reach down and see something black sticking out of my pant leg.. I shake my leg and pull it out... It is a pair on my black panties!!!  OMG!!!!  I grabbed them off the floor and stuffed them in my purse!!! OMG ..What did I think of next??
They (people behind security cameras) think that I am stuffing panties up my pants leg and then putting them in my purse to steal.....    Then I start thinking: 
1 - I have a pair of panties in my purse!
2 - I can go on the game show.. Let's Make A Deal!
3 - At least they are not white!
4 - Does this mean I am getting Old?
5 - Will they arrest me for stealing my own panties?
6 - Can I use Pneumonia as an excuse?
This was all running through my head.....
Needless to say.. My shopping time was over... I went into Wal-Mart on a high and left with my head down in embarrassment.. I think I will just spend the rest of my week inside my house... Why couldn't those panties have been a dryer softener sheet?
I told the story to my mom.. Her reaction was, It least when you opened your purse at the checkout, they were not sticking out! Lord, how would I even try to explain that?   lol
Now that I think about it... Losing my panties out my pants leg is not as bad as some of those pictures of People Of Wal-Mart.. Some don't even wear Panties!!!  Till later...

20 comments:

Robin said...

OMG! I am laughing with you! I once had a knee hi stocking creep out my pantleg. You hit the jackpot. The security people were probably thinking they were watching an episode of Lucy and Ethel! Glad you are feeling better! And yes, some of those Walmartians don't have panties. At least you had a spare pair.

Kim K. said...

I have tears rolling down my cheeks. I'm proud of you.

natalyK said...

LOL until my stomach hurt!!

Sharon said...

You did a great job of describing this Wal Mart incident! I really got a good laugh - you will too, when you wake up tomorrow.

Thanks for sharing!

Faye said...

Got me hee hawing!! Good one~~

vivian said...

lol! that happen to me about 32 years ago, after being out til all hours of the night partying.. I had to go to work the next day, and just threw on the jeans I had worn the night before. when I got to work I realized something wasnt right with my pants. luckily I was able to figure it out and get rid of the extra pair with out anyone noticing.. or.. at least I think no one noticed! lol.. they wouldnt have been surprised anyways.. back in the day... you know!
lol

Shanda said...

OMG, that is just too funny. I'm sure it's happened to more of us than any of us realize!!

Mouse said...

ohhh I shouldn't laugh but I am sat giggling here at the mental picture ...... when you lot say purses it took me awhile to figure out you were talking about handbags ... our purses are real small and only hold money and cards etc .... hope the day gets better for you ... still giggling .lol :) love mouse xxxx

pam said...

Thanks for allowing us to share in the fun! :) I'm sure everyone was way to distracted by the woman with exposed back boobs or man in spandex with a wife beater missing all his teeth but one or goth kids with multicolored hair and multi-piercing to to see some stray black undies.

Bridgette Friedman said...

Thank you....I need a good morning laugh!! Glad you didn't get stopped leaving Walmart and have to try to explain :O

Mary said...

'Bout fell off my chair laughing!

dixiesamplar said...

Dear Lord!!! That is hilarious...but, mortifying at the same time, LOL! Thank goodness no seemed to notice...hope your next field trip to WW is less eventful and traumatic :o)
(I may have given myself a hernia laughing so hard though)

Deanna said...

Don'tcha just hate it when that happens? LOL. I've not had that happen to me, but my son has. Picture a macho teenager, tight jeans and cowboy boots. How that pair of underwear worked its way out he will never know, but he said he kicked them under a rack and kept on walking.

Glad to hear you are feeling better and have not been forever banned from Wally World!

red.neck chic said...

LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna be watchin' for you...

;-D robelyn

Lynn said...

Too funny! Thank goodness nobody seemed to take notice. I would have been mortified!
Thanks for my morning smile!

Rachel S-H said...

LOL. I am sure that the people have seen wierder, but you may have given them their laugh for the day. Hope you keep getting better.

TinaTx said...

Is it wrong that I am laughing right now? Nah - if it had happened to me I would expect you to be laughing too! At least you had a purse big enough to put them in! I've been carrying a small 'wallet on a string' since before Christmas and haven't gotten around to changing back to my regular purse so I would have had to just leave 'em there!

diamondc said...

You crack me up how funny.
Blessings
Catherine

Hillcresthome Prims said...

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I think things like this happens to all of us!

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All you have to do is join my bog and leave a comment!

It is in honor of my Grnadmother that is in Heaven with the Angels, I will draw the 2 lucky gals on
my Grandmother's Birthday Jan.17th.

I put you under my favorties!

This New Year my husband ordered me my 1st hook rug wool kit!!! I have been sick half of 2011 so this will be fun for me.I am jsut so hapy that it is a new year 2012, it will be a better year, I have read alot of people didn't have a great or good 2011.

Prim Blessings and Hugs,
Tricia

Michelle May said...

OMG!! I'm dieing here!!! Too darn funny! Many years ago I use to wear those knee high stockings to work. David was at his job (full of men working on air craft) when someone asks him what the lump on the back of his shoulder is. He reaches in his shirt and pulls out my stocking!!!! Needless to say David has never lived that one down!